SLEIGH BELLS & STEAMED SHELLS

Maryland crab Christmas shirt: a funny Sleigh Bells & Steamed Shells Santa tee for Maryland and Baltimore crab lovers. A great Maryland holiday gift.

In Maryland, the holidays run a little different. The sleigh bells are ringing, the pot is on, and somebody’s uncle is already cracking shells at the kitchen table with a mug of cocoa within reach.

Santa knows where the good stuff is. Every Christmas Eve he makes his rounds over the rowhouse blocks with a team that moves sideways and never misses a chimney, and he never leaves without a stop for something steamed. Cold air outside, warm kitchens inside, paper on the table, and a house full of people who showed up early and are not leaving.

This one is for the family that turns Christmas into a crab feast, and for anyone who says “Merry Christmas” and “pass the mallet” in the same breath. Wear it to the party, the porch, or the pot.

Available in Blue Spruce, short sleeve and long sleeve

ADULT SHORT SLEEVE, BLUE SPRUCE

• Comfort Colors 1717 T-Shirt
• 100% Ring Spun Cotton
• 6.1oz Fabric
• Classic Fit, Unisex Tee